oh no a boy doesnt like my apperance whatever will i do
lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music
if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something
the only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone
[swallows lit cigarette] arctic monkeys
a series of unfortunate eyebrows
*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*
It’s a simile.
jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies
this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.